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Old Nov 1, 2005 | 03:55 PM
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Default a funny tech chat i just had. NWS link inside

so as some of you know i work for a hosting company. well we have live chat, so our customers can contact us with out haveing to call in.

my name is not craig its just the name i use on live chat, dunno what we cant use our real names but anyways here you go.

Chat Name: g0t
Hostname: 219-89-138-238.jetstart.xtra.co.nz
IP: 219.89.138.238Powered by SightMaxWelcome to sightmax.mysite4now.com. Craig will be right with you.

Craig Hi this is Craig, how may I help you?

g0thi my website exploded any tips

Craig Sorry I do not understand the questions. Can you please rephrase it. Thank you.

g0t well i was uploading a file to my website and it just exploded

g0t how can i fix it

Craig I don't understand what you mean by explode.

Craig Care to explain.

g0t well there was fireg0tand smoke everywhere

Craig Really you should get out of the building

Craig you shouldn't be trying to get tech support if it's fire and smolke

g0t no i want to know how to fix it

Craig what is your member id?

g0t its on fire

Craig go go go

Craig don't stay inside

g0t its ok

g0t ive got food and water

g0 till just wait the fire out

g0t but how do i fix it

Craig What is your website address?

g0t www.***.com Site edited, needless to say it's disgusting.

Craig that is an invalid domain

Craig do you have a member id?

g0t ITS ON THE SITEg0tgo

Craig It's ok I've seen that site before, but it's nothing like my tuna

g0t my member id i already told you is on fire

g0t shit the fire is blocking my exit

Craig ok

Craig I must let you go

g0t OMNG

g0t IM ON FIRE

g0t AHHHHHHHHH

Craig I would not want to be held liable for your death

Craig left the chat.Craig has terminated the chat session.
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Old Nov 1, 2005 | 04:09 PM
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6/10 for creativity

-43/10 for the website and lack of a NWS tag

total -37/10
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Old Nov 1, 2005 | 04:29 PM
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Seems like one of those "myg0t" folks.
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Old Nov 1, 2005 | 05:00 PM
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stick a Not safe for stomach tag on that too :barf:
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Old Nov 1, 2005 | 05:08 PM
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whos the chick in your avatar?
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Old Nov 1, 2005 | 06:49 PM
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Originally Posted by 94civicEX
Seems like one of those "myg0t" folks.
Agreed. I have seen these guys at work. A few of the servers I frequent autokick anyone with those tags.

Originally Posted by Joe_Hard
whos the chick in your avatar?
That would be the lovely Ms. Jessica Alba my friend.
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Old Nov 2, 2005 | 08:05 AM
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Originally Posted by umop-apisdn
That would be the lovely Ms. Jessica Alba my friend.

you are incorrect my friend, its my friend sandy.



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Old Nov 2, 2005 | 08:10 AM
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^umop-epidsn was refering to JaniVI's avatar.

Some people need to learn how to quote others when they ask specific questions.
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Old Nov 2, 2005 | 08:16 AM
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Originally Posted by RB
^umop-epidsn was refering to JaniVI's avatar.

Some people need to learn how to quote others when they ask specific questions.
oh werd!

ya they do.
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Old Nov 2, 2005 | 08:43 AM
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can you get me a deal on hosting?
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