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Old Oct 31, 2005 | 12:03 PM
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fat and ugly and of a different race, which is kinda weird for me
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Old Oct 31, 2005 | 12:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Hambone
Let her down gently. Giving her donuts may also help with her heartache.
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Old Oct 31, 2005 | 12:06 PM
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tell her that you can't be with her.


"I think of you like an older brother"
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Old Oct 31, 2005 | 12:08 PM
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Give her the "it's not you, it's me....I just can't be with someone fat & ugly like you."
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Old Oct 31, 2005 | 12:10 PM
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too ugly to get a BJ from?
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Old Oct 31, 2005 | 12:11 PM
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i guess her phone is fuckin up, and it keeps sending me the message over and over and over and over.. 15 times. i called her and told her to try and shut it off or something, but that obviously didnt work. shit better stop
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Old Oct 31, 2005 | 12:13 PM
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i guess her phone is fuckin up, and it keeps sending me the message over and over and over and over.. 15 times. i called her and told her to try and shut it off or something, but that obviously didnt work. shit better stop
Lies. She's obsessed with you. She's out planning your wedding right now.
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Old Oct 31, 2005 | 12:14 PM
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Lies. She's obsessed with you. She's out planning your wedding right now.
Hell she is already having his kid concieved from the stains in his shorts she found in the garbage.
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Old Oct 31, 2005 | 12:15 PM
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dont do it then, disregard all previous comments, its just not worth it...

now you have to plan on how to avoid her without her trying to beat you down for breaking her heart
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Old Oct 31, 2005 | 12:18 PM
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I bet she's back at your place right now just waiting. She's probably even dressed up for Halloween as an all-you-can-eat buffet.
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