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Old Oct 18, 2005 | 05:53 AM
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so yesterday, i took my gf to go look at mini schnauzer puppies.

while we're there, out of nowhere comes this old ass beagle. he doesnt walk right and he's making hacking noises and kinda wheezing... i kinda felt bad for him.

well then, he turns around and i happen to notice that his nads are almost dragging on the ground. :chuckles: these suckers are seriously huge, i mean a beagle stands like 8" high at the belly and these things are like an inch up from the ground. with every step, they swing into his legs. i couldnt help but snicker about it h:

well then the lady was like "yeah that dog was supposed to be dead 5 years ago, he has some prostate problem but i dont have the heart to put him down and he wouldnt survive surgery, he's very old."

am i evil for getting a laugh from his monsterous nads?
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Old Oct 18, 2005 | 05:59 AM
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Absolutely not. He's got stature. Biggest nuts on da block!
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Old Oct 18, 2005 | 06:01 AM
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Absolutely not. He's got stature. Biggest nuts on da block!

okay, good. i feel much better.

now are you ready to sell me that fine ass Z yet? h:
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Old Oct 18, 2005 | 06:06 AM
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Originally Posted by ISP James
okay, good. i feel much better.

now are you ready to sell me that fine ass Z yet? h:

Paypal me $25k and its yours.
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Old Oct 18, 2005 | 06:08 AM
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Paypal me $25 and its yours.

including volks and lip kit? consider it done! ill even throw in the integra.
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Old Oct 18, 2005 | 06:10 AM
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including volks and lip kit? consider it done! ill even throw in the integra.

Yup. Included.
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Old Oct 18, 2005 | 06:27 AM
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Nah you're not gonna burn. Besides you know it's wrong so you're all good. If you ever saw Van Wilder you'd see that is an ongoing joke with Van's dog so don't worry about it :reechy:
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Old Oct 18, 2005 | 06:28 AM
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Originally Posted by yellowbastard
Yup. Included.
seriously?

:rick:
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Old Oct 18, 2005 | 06:48 AM
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Originally Posted by e3NiNe
seriously?

:rick:

Seriously.
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Old Oct 18, 2005 | 06:55 AM
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Originally Posted by yellowbastard
Seriously.
how many miles on it :rick:
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