better than sex
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From: CT
Originally Posted by Tark
taking piss when my bladder is full after 7 beers and i'm trying not to break the seal at the same time my girl friend is playing with my balls while I am cleaning my ears with a q-tip and sneazing. Add a hot, big titted woman licking my ass and I am the happiest guy on hear for that fraction of a second....
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They should invent something that stimulates the part of your brain responsible for an orgasm, and like everytime you hit a button it stimulates it, and you could just like sit there for hours hitting the button until you passed out. :uhhok:
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From: Ottawa
Originally Posted by ED9man
They should invent something that stimulates the part of your brain responsible for an orgasm, and like everytime you hit a button it stimulates it, and you could just like sit there for hours hitting the button until you passed out. :uhhok:
I agree with canada, sneezing is pretty fun, I like sneezing and a big loogie comes flying out and your likE YEAAAHHHHH, then the crowd goes wiiiild as ottawa beat montreal yesterday hahaha :db:
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From: Twixt Hell/Ann Arbor MI
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Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ...."WOW! What a ride!!!!!"
LUNCH with THEOLDMAN...On a break for now...
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From: Charlotte, NC
Originally Posted by canada
I agree with most of that... maybe not all at the same time...
Sneazing is pretty good for me. People always wonder why I sneeze NO less then 4 times, and average about 6 - 7 in one "session". I love sneezing :rick:
Sneazing is pretty good for me. People always wonder why I sneeze NO less then 4 times, and average about 6 - 7 in one "session". I love sneezing :rick:
