We don't want him to go to jail, just freak out the neighborsh:

 

so long as he does not touch their innocent little bodies, no one is going to jail.

 

I think you need to combine booming techno music, the fog machine, lasers, and strippers, and drive around town with all of that going on in your car.

 

Thats like the worst impulse buy ever... no joke

 

fog machine + laser pointers.. pretty cool

 

Get a bunch of cotten balls and cover your crotch with them so you can't see anything, or put on a thong with them on it. Wait till someone comes to your door, like Mormons, and spray lots of fog and answer it like that.


Pull up to a red light and run a hose with fog to the front of your car and make it start smoking like no other. Same with the exhaust.

 

dude, always consult HAN first. i have a frikkin for machine i would have sold you for cheap. its a Shaddow. works awesome. still half full too.

 

sounds like my apt.

 

:impulsebuy: How much? I want one for my dorm....

 

That's fawking crazy man.


But why have you always wanted a fog machine?