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Duct tape a flexy hose around the wang and run the hose down to a 2 liter bottle that's taped to the ankle.
lol.... sick... but it'll get the job done...
i've never done it personally, but one of my former roomies did it when he was pledgin a frat... he came back drunk as shiiiiit (oh wait... i'm kinda drunk right nw lol)