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Just playin. Happy fawking birthday n' sh!t.

Stay away from military recruiters!

 

Now you can legally start buying tobacco products so you can die sooner. Too bad you've got another 3 years for the alcohol. Oh yea, and not to mention you are now old enough for your mom and dad to legally stop taking care of you.

 

And don't forget about lottery tickets!....


Not that I play it or anything. I just thought I'd throw that one out there.

 

UNless you're a woman... no one really cares if you turn 18... :happysad:

 

that is soooo true.

 

i can see the pics coming now

 

So far, I've gotten a sweater, a boobie stress ball, Tits Tart, and body spray.

The girl in the left picture at the bottom baked me a cake, and I went to church with the girl on the left.

Now, I'm waiting for my mom to get ready. She said I could go and get me something I like, but I think I'm just going to get underwear and socks, as they're all getting holes in them.

 

They said they were going to have a sleepover with me and spike my drink, but one of my friends ended up getting sick, so they decided not to.

 

shopping with mom... EWWWWWwwwwwwwww

shopping with mom for underwear and socks... EWWWWWwwwwwwwww X2

 

I don't have to get clothes. That's just what I would rather get if she's paying for it.