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Old Sep 16, 2005 | 12:59 PM
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if girls are so perfect, then why do they fart?

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Old Sep 16, 2005 | 01:01 PM
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Because farting is a normal biological function. Therefore if you DON'T fart... there's something wrong with you.
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Old Sep 16, 2005 | 01:04 PM
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Sunny I think you can't get girls because you think they are perfect. Stop thinking they are perfect and maybe you'll score some :db:
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Old Sep 16, 2005 | 01:10 PM
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Originally Posted by BonzoAPD
Sunny I think you can't get girls because you think they are perfect. Stop thinking they are perfect and maybe you'll score some :db:
Hahhahaaaa

i was reading something about how god spent so much time on a chick about how perfect they were and all that, and it got me thinking, why do they have smelly farts?
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Old Sep 16, 2005 | 01:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Singhg83
girls are so perfect
first and biggest fallacy
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Old Sep 16, 2005 | 01:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Singhg83
Hahhahaaaa

i was reading something about how god spent so much time on a chick about how perfect they were and all that, and it got me thinking, why do they have smelly farts?
hahaha are you kidding? He took one of our ribs and just slapped her together :reechy:
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Old Sep 16, 2005 | 01:36 PM
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the first girl who farts in my presence and laughs about it, i'll marry :bowdown:
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Old Sep 16, 2005 | 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted by LT6916
the first girl who farts in my presence and laughs about it, i'll marry :bowdown:
Wow, if you were me, you'd have lots of wives. Well not lots but multiple.
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Old Sep 16, 2005 | 01:43 PM
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i wonder, do girls fart while having sex?
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Old Sep 16, 2005 | 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Singhg83
i wonder, do girls fart while having sex?
yes.
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