Notices
The Basement Non-Honda/Acura discussion. Content should be tasteful and "primetime" safe.

A pirate walks into a bar...

Thread Tools
 
Old 09-16-2005, 06:41 AM
  #1  
XScarAudio
///o\\\///o\\\
Thread Starter
 
XScarAudio's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Tampa
Posts: 8,549
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default A pirate walks into a bar...

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.
The bartender says, "whats with the steering wheel in your pants?"
The pirate says, "Argg, its driving me nuts!"
:grinpimp:

repost, but hell, this place is dead today!
Old 09-16-2005, 07:05 AM
  #2  
Nec
.......
 
Nec's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: noobtown
Posts: 522,629
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

actually almost laughed, thats how bored i am, but good try. let see if anyone got some other ones.
__________________
94 Chevy Blazer - brother crashed.
94 2dr accord - h22 swap, rear ended.
03 1.8 gti - waiting for her bag of chips.


:crazyr: :slap: :hsughr: :nec: :madr:
Old 09-16-2005, 08:11 AM
  #3  
CRAIGHIMSELF
Be good
 
CRAIGHIMSELF's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Sloppy onshore junk.
Posts: 18,842
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

That actually made me laugh to tears! Im gonna use that one. Im in a thilly mood...
Old 09-16-2005, 08:15 AM
  #4  
XScarAudio
///o\\\///o\\\
Thread Starter
 
XScarAudio's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Tampa
Posts: 8,549
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

any one else got any?
Old 09-16-2005, 08:36 AM
  #5  
shady visions
Senior Member
 
shady visions's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Posts: 347
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

so an irishman walks out of a bar...
Old 09-16-2005, 08:39 AM
  #6  
XScarAudio
///o\\\///o\\\
Thread Starter
 
XScarAudio's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Tampa
Posts: 8,549
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by shady visions
so an irishman walks out of a bar...
hehe...too funny.
Old 09-16-2005, 08:41 AM
  #7  
CRAIGHIMSELF
Be good
 
CRAIGHIMSELF's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Sloppy onshore junk.
Posts: 18,842
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

What do platinum blondes and airplanes have in common???


















They both have black boxes. hahaha
Old 09-16-2005, 08:41 AM
  #8  
shady visions
Senior Member
 
shady visions's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Posts: 347
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by XScarAudio
hehe...too funny.
seriously?
i was bullshitting. someone told me that the other day at work (i've heard it at least a million times before.) and thought it was stupid. but, it was worth a try. :hsdunno:

I have another one, it's decent, but it involves having the name/username/alias of the person you are telling the joke to for it to be funny. Has anyone heard the one about the guiness book of world records and the small penis record joke?
Old 09-16-2005, 08:42 AM
  #9  
Singhg83
BALLIN'
 
Singhg83's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Northern Virginia
Posts: 11,377
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

3 guys walk into a bar.
i guy goes up to one chic and says, hey, nice shoes, wanna fuck?
so then they leave.
2 guys are left in the bar. they start to discuss how they can also pick up chics.
1 guy ends up going up to a chic and says to her, i got 1 word for you, karma sutra.
they end up having mad crazy sexual intercourse.


(finish story . . )
Old 09-16-2005, 08:46 AM
  #10  
LABARINTH
Better Than Canada!
 
LABARINTH's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Baltimore, MD
Posts: 10,821
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by Singhg83
3 guys walk into a bar.
i guy goes up to one chic and says, hey, nice shoes, wanna fuck?
so then they leave.
2 guys are left in the bar. they start to discuss how they can also pick up chics.
1 guy ends up going up to a chic and says to her, i got 1 word for you, karma sutra.
they end up having mad crazy sexual intercourse.


(finish story . . )

ummmm, I don't get it :dunno:



All times are GMT -8. The time now is 09:19 AM.