A pirate walks into a bar...
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A pirate walks into a bar...
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.
The bartender says, "whats with the steering wheel in your pants?"
The pirate says, "Argg, its driving me nuts!"
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repost, but hell, this place is dead today!
The bartender says, "whats with the steering wheel in your pants?"
The pirate says, "Argg, its driving me nuts!"
:grinpimp:
repost, but hell, this place is dead today!
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actually almost laughed, thats how bored i am, but good try. let see if anyone got some other ones.
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Originally Posted by XScarAudio
hehe...too funny.
i was bullshitting. someone told me that the other day at work (i've heard it at least a million times before.) and thought it was stupid. but, it was worth a try. :hsdunno:
I have another one, it's decent, but it involves having the name/username/alias of the person you are telling the joke to for it to be funny. Has anyone heard the one about the guiness book of world records and the small penis record joke?
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3 guys walk into a bar.
i guy goes up to one chic and says, hey, nice shoes, wanna fuck?
so then they leave.
2 guys are left in the bar. they start to discuss how they can also pick up chics.
1 guy ends up going up to a chic and says to her, i got 1 word for you, karma sutra.
they end up having mad crazy sexual intercourse.
(finish story . . )
i guy goes up to one chic and says, hey, nice shoes, wanna fuck?
so then they leave.
2 guys are left in the bar. they start to discuss how they can also pick up chics.
1 guy ends up going up to a chic and says to her, i got 1 word for you, karma sutra.
they end up having mad crazy sexual intercourse.
(finish story . . )
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Originally Posted by Singhg83
3 guys walk into a bar.
i guy goes up to one chic and says, hey, nice shoes, wanna fuck?
so then they leave.
2 guys are left in the bar. they start to discuss how they can also pick up chics.
1 guy ends up going up to a chic and says to her, i got 1 word for you, karma sutra.
they end up having mad crazy sexual intercourse.
(finish story . . )
i guy goes up to one chic and says, hey, nice shoes, wanna fuck?
so then they leave.
2 guys are left in the bar. they start to discuss how they can also pick up chics.
1 guy ends up going up to a chic and says to her, i got 1 word for you, karma sutra.
they end up having mad crazy sexual intercourse.
(finish story . . )
ummmm, I don't get it :dunno: