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Old Sep 15, 2005 | 09:56 AM
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mom sent this to me this morning...

Nick the Dragon Slayer had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts, but he knew the penalty for this would be death.
One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, who was the King's chief doctor. Horatio the Physician exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme.

The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.

Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio the Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer would work as the antidote to cure the itch.

The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer. Horatio the Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts.

The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon Slayer left satisfied and was touted as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio the Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared less and, knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report this matter to the King, shooed him away with no payment made.

The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of itching powder into the King's shorts. The King immediately summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer...

MORAL OF THE STORY: Pay your bills
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Old Sep 15, 2005 | 09:58 AM
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ahahaahah nice
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Old Sep 15, 2005 | 09:58 AM
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har-har
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Old Sep 15, 2005 | 10:06 AM
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That rock... and at the same time reminds me I owe a lawyer in NY $1000 still...


Shit I forgot about that. He hasnt called me for a month or so... I wonder if HE forgot!?
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Old Sep 15, 2005 | 10:08 AM
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I'm not gonna say :repost: but I have read that before. Not sure if it was here or an email. h:
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Old Sep 15, 2005 | 10:09 AM
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Originally Posted by randomtask77
I'm not gonna say :repost: but I have read that before. Not sure if it was here or an email. h:
i searched and didnt find it anywhere h:
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Old Sep 15, 2005 | 10:34 AM
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hehe. thats funny~
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Old Sep 15, 2005 | 10:37 AM
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Originally Posted by RiceBurninVTEC
i searched and didnt find it anywhere h:
I guess I did get it in an email. h:
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