ugh i'll borrow money from my mom or something i hate doing it but i most likely will.

 

good times!

 

change the keyboard language to dvorak

 

Take the ball out or wrap the ball in tape or put little pieces of tape on the ball.

Turn her speakers all the way up, open a program and make it come up with a pop up window or a warning window. But before that move the program off the screen then move the warning off the screen so where ever she clicks it will be that noise.

Or turn sticky keys on, rotate the window, if you're on Macs invert the screen or zoom in.

 

hey chris set of numbers (extensions did you dial?) i'm on hold and it's been like 20 minutes now. This is getting pretty ridiculous for calling a best buy.

 

Heres one for teh win.

Go to C:\\WINDOWS Find a file names Clock. Open it in WMP and turn it on loop and make WMP as small as you can and drag it off screen. Turn up the volume all the way or just slightly so it only annoys her and she goes nuts.

Put it so when you start up the computer it autoruns it.


http://www.mdgx.com/newtip14.htm#HW9XD

Hide the drives from My Computer

 

:werd: that one is great. we've done that to people at work before. funny as hell!

 

Heh I pressed three for "speaking with a associate in a department"...then it would list the depts. and I pressed one for "computer hardware"

 

did that now i am just looking for the SKU number damn u clearance and not being able to find anything from any store....

 

ugh i've called all the stores in the local area, nothing closest is burbank so i'm like fuck that.