So i get a call from my boss and hes like that he needs me to stop an email from being delivered officewide. So im like where is the e-mail admin. They cant get a hold of him so they call me instead.

I stop the flow of emails and start to read what the urgency is about.
Look how stupid these attorneys are at my job. What a bunch of babies.
Meanwhile the top execs all got a copy of this. They read it so i left it in their mailboxes.

This is some of the action:



Thank you ….i thought this was never going to end………….
_____________________________________________
From: Eskridge, Timothy
Sent: Thursday, September 01, 2005 5:59 PM
To: Bernstock, Christine; Calvert, Stanley; Jast, Alyson; Wright, Otis D. II; All Personnel - All Offices
Subject: RE: For New York Office

Thank you all for your great insensitivity to my dilemma. I'm sorry if I made the simple mistake of emailing all personnel instead of NY personnel. I guess the subject line "For New York Office" was too complex.

_____________________________________________




No, but Feinberg is...

Maynard M. Kirpalani


_____________________________________________
From: Arnold, Debra
Sent: Thursday, September 01, 2005 5:58 PM
To: Diaz, Margie; Bernstock, Christine; Calvert, Stanley; Jast, Alyson; Wright, Otis D. II; Eskridge, Timothy; All Personnel - All Offices

Subject: RE: For New York Office

Does everyone realize Tom Wilson is receiving all of these??

_____________________________________________
From: Diaz, Margie
Sent: Thursday, September 01, 2005 5:58 PM
To: Bernstock, Christine; Calvert, Stanley; Jast, Alyson; Wright, Otis D. II; Eskridge, Timothy; All Personnel - All Offices

Subject: RE: For New York Office

I know you are all amused…….
_____________________________________________
From: Bernstock, Christine
Sent: Thursday, September 01, 2005 5:56 PM
To: Calvert, Stanley; Jast, Alyson; Wright, Otis D. II; Eskridge, Timothy; All Personnel - All Offices
Subject: RE: For New York Office

I'll go and claim that one too ...

_____________________________________________
From: Calvert, Stanley
Sent: Thursday, September 01, 2005 5:55 PM
To: Jast, Alyson; Bernstock, Christine; Wright, Otis D. II; Eskridge, Timothy; All Personnel - All Offices
Subject: RE: For New York Office

How many of these wallets were lost? We located one on the beach here in San Diego.

_____________________________________________
From: Jast, Alyson
Sent: Thursday, September 01, 2005 2:54 PM
To: Bernstock, Christine; Wright, Otis D. II; Eskridge, Timothy; All Personnel - All Offices
Subject: RE: For New York Office

No the Queen just called she said it was in her palace. She'll be right there
_____________________________________________
From: Bernstock, Christine
Sent: Thursday, September 01, 2005 4:53 PM
To: Wright, Otis D. II; Eskridge, Timothy; All Personnel - All Offices
Subject: RE: For New York Office

If it's found in the Paris office, I'll go and pick it up for you ...

_____________________________________________
From: Wright, Otis D. II
Sent: Thursday, September 01, 2005 5:50 PM
To: Eskridge, Timothy; All Personnel - All Offices
Subject: RE: For New York Office

What state did you lose it in?

Otis D. Wright, 11

_____________________________________________
From: Eskridge, Timothy
Sent: Thursday, September 01, 2005 2:41 PM
To: All Personnel - All Offices
Subject: For New York Office

I lost my wallet. If anyone finds it, it would be greatly appreciated. It's black and has my New York State ID with my name on it inside.

Thank you,

Timothy H. Eskridge, Jr.
Associate

 

Wow, looks like your company is filled with immature idiots.

 

ty for sharing? wats the point?

 

hahahhahahaha!

 

hahaha thats my kind of environment to work in. :rofl:

 

are you serious?
You really cant figure it out yourself?

here....since you cant figure it out or trying to be a smart ass i'll explain..

I work for a Law firm. Now Law firms are supposed to be a professional business with professional people right. Now we have an email system to be used for business related reasons.
Surely people do send personal emails and such but, in this case they are sending an email to everyone in the company i work for. Including the chairman etc.. They take things like this very seriously. So since they are ridiculing him and finding humor in this chances are tomorrow some sort of disciplinary action will take place.

Was that easy enough?

 

if a law degree makes you that stupid, then i should never have gone to college to begin with.

 

Well you're not smart enough to act that dumb, so don't worry