What you do is jump up suddenly screaming and run around the room scratching all over yourself while screaming, "Get them off me they are eating my skin and it burns!!"

Do this for about 2 minutes or so and bang yourself on the wall a couple times. Then suddenly stop crawl back into bed as though nothing happened and act like you are sound asleep.

One of two things will happen...he will try to wake you up and ask what the hell just happened or he will change rooms because of the psycho motherfucker who jumps up and screams for no reason. Either way he will be too weirded out to mess with you.

 

ORRR....you could just sit in the dark and watch him sleep, hoping he will wake up to see you watching his innocent self sleep peacefully.

 

i would ask him what he is doing or was doing but he barely speaks english and i dont know if prayer to him means "planning kill you when you least expect it"

 

i guess ignorance IS bliss.

 

lol, i really dont care, just figured some people night get a chuckle out of this thread