This post made me laugh so hard. :lmfao:

Seriously though, I wonder if he even bothered to swap out the boat anchor IM on that motor.

 

I think my front bumper is worth more than his car.

 

I think that'd be worth betting my car on.

 

/self

FTW

 

what you do is wait for the one girl to get in the bed, then conveniently you and your girl get in the bed and start making out. If it's gonna go down, your g/f will have to instigate contact w/the friend and then it's smooth sailing from there.

At least that's how it worked out for me:grinpimp:

 

Getting past kindergarten will probably go a long way in helping you in your quest to get girls to believe that you're not a complete idiot. Your current grasp of the English language certainly doesn't help in that respect.

 

This thread is going no where.

:closed: Unless someone wants to open it

 

:af:

I know how you get two chicks in the sack at the same time...it's pretty easy actually.

First you toss a party with lots of friends and booze
Second invite one of the girls to your room and whack her over the head with a full fifth of Bacardi (Don't use Captain Morgan it just doesn't work the same).
Third toss the unconcious one in the closet and close the door.
Fourth invite the other chick up to the room and knock her in the head with a fifth of Jaeger (it's important to use Jaeger because everyone knows mixed drinks are best when using two different alcohols).
Fifth drag girl number one from the closet and place her in bed with second girl.

Now you have to be quick about knocking the second girl out because if you aren't then you are going to have to whack the first girl in the head again but this time you will have to use a six pack of Red Bull because Jaeger bombs are the shit and you have to have a good blend to make this work.

Now I know I typed in pretty much proper english so if you can't understand the instructions my apologies. If you can understand it then congratulations you are well on your way to registering as a sexual predator.