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Old Aug 11, 2005 | 12:31 PM
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Originally Posted by brtecson
If a girl wouldn't let me cum in her ass, we probably wouldn't make a good couple.

Speaking of which, when me and my girl first started doing anal and I would spooge inside her, she used to flex her pelvic muscles and she was scared to let the cum drip out because she was afraid of shitting on herself. So my friend told me to pull her finger really hard and she'll let it go. Anyways, after telling my friends about the problem and solution, my mom found out about it. Now, she thinks my girl is disgusting. Fortunately, my mom doesn't think there's anything wrong with me :happysad:

So you tell your mom that you nail your gf in the anus?
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Old Aug 11, 2005 | 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted by brtecson
If a girl wouldn't let me cum in her ass, we probably wouldn't make a good couple.

Speaking of which, when me and my girl first started doing anal and I would spooge inside her, she used to flex her pelvic muscles and she was scared to let the cum drip out because she was afraid of shitting on herself. So my friend told me to pull her finger really hard and she'll let it go. Anyways, after telling my friends about the problem and solution, my mom found out about it. Now, she thinks my girl is disgusting. Fortunately, my mom doesn't think there's anything wrong with me :happysad:
its definately a must to leave a load inside.
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Old Aug 11, 2005 | 12:39 PM
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Originally Posted by RB
So you tell your mom that you nail your gf in the anus?
I don't. I bet my (female) cousin told her what I was telling my friends.
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Old Aug 11, 2005 | 12:43 PM
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Originally Posted by HondaKitten
that's just gross, she has every right to be totally disgusted with that. just from a girl's point of view.........
hey im not a chick and im feeling pretty ill.
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Old Aug 11, 2005 | 12:44 PM
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Yeah I just think of it this way...what if you found out she was doing the same thing a few days ago? Taking it on the poop-chute then sucking that guy off right after...I wouldn't be too thrilled to be going out on a date with her.
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Old Aug 11, 2005 | 12:48 PM
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I honestly don't know any self respecting girl who after hearing a story like that, would still go out on a date with you. Reason being, that is a pretty bad story and knowing that everyone around knows what you do since you tell them and post it on the web, she probably is worried that if you two ever did do anything then the whole world would know about it. She has to work with you and I am sure she doesn't want to be the topic of discussion next week, ya know?

To get past it, it would be very hard. Depending on how well you know her, it may be a lost cause. If she doesn't know much about you except for the stories told around the office and doesn't actually know the real you then well you might as well move on and find another girl. If she does actually know you on a personal level then you may be able to get past this stage if you can convince her that you are not like that and that you are looking for something more serious.
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Old Aug 11, 2005 | 12:49 PM
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Originally Posted by RB
Yeah I just think of it this way...what if you found out she was doing the same thing a few days ago? Taking it on the poop-chute then sucking that guy off right after...I wouldn't be too thrilled to be going out on a date with her.

Very true. If it was the other way around I wouldn't go out with her unless I wanted an easy screw.
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Old Aug 11, 2005 | 01:29 PM
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A lot of girls fear getting screwed in a very uncomfortable place(like the back of a volkswagon) because they think that doodoo will come shooting out if you bang her IDB.
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Old Aug 11, 2005 | 01:40 PM
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Originally Posted by DC2
Yeah it's usually shit you wouldn't want that we can't do anything for......

-doublewides
-TX and NJ refi's
-Construction
...and the obvious

I'm guessing you don't like TX because don't they have some crazy nonsense about doing no 2nd mortgages? Luckily for me all the people in TX I've done have had either enough money down or enough paid off where I only needed to do a 1st. We do a few construction loans, although its not something we specialize in.




Well, she doesn't hate me as she was just in my office talking with me. I'll see how it goes. I am going mini golfing with this really really nice girl on Saturday and hopefully since Kim is in town, she and I will go out for drinks Friday since I'm not doing anything with this girl from work
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Old Aug 11, 2005 | 02:15 PM
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best thread ever
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