rub one out

 

Bah, this is pretty much my last day on this project in Texas and Im so not motivated to do crap.

 

My day at work besides the little incident mentioned below is going good.........i had 1 closing that is going to pay me about 4,000 and then I got 3 referrals from another buddy of mine and sent out respa on 2 of them

 

Josh, you might enjoy this corny poem that was fwded to me...

Last night as I lay sleeping
I died or so it seemed,
Then I went to heaven
But only in my dream
Up there St Peter met me
Standing at the pearly gates,
He said "I must check your record
Please stand here and wait."

He turned and said "Your record
Is covered with terrible flaws,
On earth I see you rallied
For every losing cause."

I see that you drank alcohol
And smoked and used drugs too,
Fact is, you've done everything
A good person should never do.
We can't have people like you up here
Your life was full of sin,
Then he read the last of my record
Took my hand and said "Come in."
He led me up to the big boss and said
"Take her in and treat her well",
She used to work in The Mortgage Industry.
She's done her time in hell".

 

HAHHAHA ME TOOOO!!!

 

LOL

You are lucky..........My ADD was kicking in and I almost stopped reading it but then buckled down and pushed it out!

 

Haha well that's funny you mentioned...I had to stop taking my ADD pills as of today, I think that's why I'm in such a pissed/wrecked mood

 

i just got back from the restroom, the President of the company and I went in at the same time...he was in the stall next door, I was so eager to play Battleshits with him

 

please tell me you pissed on his shoe!

 

no but i think i heard him farting when i was walking out