She bit me like Mike Tyson!
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She bit me like Mike Tyson!
Last night Josh M and myself went out for some beverages. He had a girl meet him at the first bar we were at, I was meeting my particular lady friend a bit later in the evening. So Josh, the girl and myself are sittin at the bar drinking martinis, and in conversation with the bartender it turns out she's also a realtor. Josh, being a good mortgage broker, tries to set some stuff up. While this is going on I'm talkin with said girl and said something to her like "hey let's see if we can get Josh's attention, do something naughty." I forget the exact wording. So she starts kissin on my neck, nibbling on my ear, all the while I'm half tryin to look at Josh and see if he's paying attention, half getting very distracted by all this going on to my left. Just when I'm thinkin to myself, hey this is pretty sweet, she freakin CHOMPS on my ear like Mike Tyson did to Evander Holyfield. I'm like, "freakin OW!" She says, "Teehee, sorry about that, I got a little excited. I think I got a chunk of skin." Now the shit still hurts today.
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Originally Posted by H-Accord-22
all that and you didn't get anything ??? What's wrong with you Mike??? 
Originally Posted by MrFatbooty
He had a girl meet him at the first bar we were at, I was meeting my particular lady friend a bit later in the evening.
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LOL I love this story. I at least can take credit for the thread title 
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Sir Fatbooty (5:40:13 PM): then she freakin BITES my ear hard as shit
Sir Fatbooty (5:40:28 PM): i'm like, "OW!"
Sir Fatbooty (5:40:40 PM): she goes, "teehee, i think i broke the skin"
HitClead (5:40:52 PM): she went Mike Tyson on you
h:Sir Fatbooty (5:40:13 PM): then she freakin BITES my ear hard as shit
Sir Fatbooty (5:40:28 PM): i'm like, "OW!"
Sir Fatbooty (5:40:40 PM): she goes, "teehee, i think i broke the skin"
HitClead (5:40:52 PM): she went Mike Tyson on you
