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Old Jul 22, 2005 | 03:01 AM
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I had never seen the sprinklers outside of our condo work before, so I never really paid much attention to them. Until this morning. My car is currently broke and parked inside the garage so I had to use my wife's Jeep which is parked in the driveway. I was walking to it when I heard a noise... then 4 sprinklers popped up out of the ground and just opened up on me :jlammy: I ran to the Jeep and of course my keyless entry remote decided not to work. One of the sprinklers turned and blasted full power on the drivers side window..luckily I dodged it and hid behind the back trying to plan my next move. Thinking I would be safe I frantically pushed the unlock button on the remote hoping somehow it would work. Then the shower of water came down. One of the sprinklers shot water up and over the Jeep and down onto me drenching me. I finally got the doors unlocked and had to drive to work with the heater on so I could dry off. Happy Friday.


cliff notes: sprinklers suck. they attacked me. got wet,
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Old Jul 22, 2005 | 03:47 AM
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see, a ninja would have been able to dodge the water
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Old Jul 22, 2005 | 03:51 AM
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see, a ninja would have been able to dodge the water
At 6am, my Ninja skills are still asleep.
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Old Jul 22, 2005 | 04:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Hambone
At 6am, my Ninja skills are still asleep.

Ninjas never sleep!
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Old Jul 22, 2005 | 04:33 AM
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Originally Posted by clickwir
see, a ninja would have been able to dodge the water
Originally Posted by yellowbastard
Ninjas never sleep!
I'm pretty sure a ninja would have been posting and dodging at the same time too.
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Old Jul 22, 2005 | 04:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Hambone
I had never seen the sprinklers outside of our condo work before, so I never really paid much attention to them. Until this morning. My car is currently broke and parked inside the garage so I had to use my wife's Jeep which is parked in the driveway. I was walking to it when I heard a noise... then 4 sprinklers popped up out of the ground and just opened up on me :jlammy: I ran to the Jeep and of course my keyless entry remote decided not to work. One of the sprinklers turned and blasted full power on the drivers side window..luckily I dodged it and hid behind the back trying to plan my next move. Thinking I would be safe I frantically pushed the unlock button on the remote hoping somehow it would work. Then the shower of water came down. One of the sprinklers shot water up and over the Jeep and down onto me drenching me. I finally got the doors unlocked and had to drive to work with the heater on so I could dry off. Happy Friday.


cliff notes: sprinklers suck. they attacked me. got wet,

consider that your morning shower.
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Old Jul 22, 2005 | 05:41 AM
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What are you a witch? Going to melt? It's only water.
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Old Jul 22, 2005 | 09:00 AM
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Originally Posted by e3NiNe
I'm pretty sure a ninja would have been posting and dodging at the same time too.

He doesnt have a ninja spirit.
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Old Jul 22, 2005 | 10:03 AM
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I've lost my ninja spirit :wtc:
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Old Jul 22, 2005 | 02:37 PM
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ninjas are overrated
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