CRAIGHIMSELF

........(FILL IN THE BLANK). Lets hear some good ones.

Heres mine. We were friends for awhile and we started going at it and all of a sudden like the fury deep with the gnarliest volcano, my stomach tells my ass that its time. I had to SPRINT to the shitter and go to town. Talk about embarrassing....

umop-apisdn

Why did you feel the need to share this? :-x

alphaxxn

Once I was doing this chick, and we finished, and she called me up on the phone later and we had a great conversation.

It was awesome.

shabacash

Once I was doing this chick, and we finished, and I paid her and bounced.
It was awesome.

SUPER LAUBO

.....and her mom came in.

tonysstudio

............and her sister came in and i slammed them both. lololololololol

wagon89

and called into work "Home Depot glad I don't work at that place anymore" and said I was going to be late while standing of the edge of the bed banging my GF was well worth the 1-2 points they gave me.

I was over 2 hours late, needed a nap h:

honda_pilot

....she told me to slap her ass, pull her hair and call her a bitch...
It was awesome.

TeHJuSTiN

I pulled a Houdini.

THEOLDMAN

...and my family came home from church. I was visiting that weekend from college.