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Old 06-13-2005, 07:24 PM
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Since Mr. Jackson has been set free...let's here your best Michael Jackson joke


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Old 06-13-2005, 07:26 PM
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...aaannnnddd Michael gets off thanks to little boys once again.

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Old 06-13-2005, 07:29 PM
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Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.
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Michael Jackson is innocent.






That's my best joke.
Old 06-13-2005, 07:30 PM
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whats michael jackson's favorite time of the day?

- when the big hand touches the little hand
Old 06-13-2005, 07:36 PM
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little Boy Blue.
Little Boy Blue who?
Michael Jackson.
Old 06-13-2005, 07:42 PM
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Q:What does Michael Jackson and K-Mart have in common?
A:They both have little boys' pants half-off.
Old 06-13-2005, 07:45 PM
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McDonalds has a new burger called the McJackson.

It's a 47-year-old piece of meat between 2 8-year-old buns.
Old 06-13-2005, 08:48 PM
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Originally Posted by e3NiNe
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little Boy Blue.
Little Boy Blue who?
Michael Jackson.
actually lol'ed at that one :rofl:
Old 06-14-2005, 04:32 AM
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Originally Posted by TeHJuSTiN
actually lol'ed at that one :rofl:
Me too, eventhough I've heard it before



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