Hey man the next urinal is free, I ain't gay!
 

I went to take a leak at a public restroom today, while I was peeing there was this dude standing behind me as if he was waiting for me to be done. Well I finished and he goes and take a piss, I was like wtf, there is a urinal next to me unoccupied...i guess he was afraid of my foreskin...:oh:

Foreskin IS kinda creepy :happysad:

I am afraid also.


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umm ok this thread is weird :eh:

Sometimes I can't take the pressure of peeing next to somebody else. I have a picky dick.

Also, my choice of urinals is limited, as I will pee on the wall unless they're really high up. :(

you talk like you're the only one with foreskin :oh:

I smiled at him when I finished...he didn't give me face though, rude I say.

All etiquette rules are out the window in public restrooms. Talking is a no. Head nods are a no. Eye contact is a no. Touching (ie handshaking, high 5's, etc) is a definite no.

One time I was at a urinal (no wall in between) and this guy was looking over at my cac :wtf: Maybe he wanted to know if that rumor about Asians was true. I sure proved his azz wrong. :D

True story. Also, urinal dividers is a must...otherwise, it's stall time. I kinda like the stalls better...stand as far away as i want, relax...:oh: