wow... fricken awesome
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wow... fricken awesome
I got some professional massage therapy today to ease my snowboarding injuries, and HOLY CRAP it was amazing. She got like every inch of my body except the wangular region, jammed her elbows into my back, got my temples and scalp and toes and shit... I can honestly say that massage was better than about 60% of the times I've had sex. I wanna marry that girl 
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Originally Posted by white_n_slow
I got some professional massage therapy today to ease my snowboarding injuries, and HOLY CRAP it was amazing. She got like every inch of my body except the wangular region, jammed her elbows into my back, got my temples and scalp and toes and shit... I can honestly say that massage was better than about 60% of the times I've had sex. I wanna marry that girl h:
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it's my D in a B
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i don't think they do that there 
:edit: there were some moments when she was working on my tatties and love-handles and shit where I had to control myself, lest something pop up under the blanketh:
:edit: there were some moments when she was working on my tatties and love-handles and shit where I had to control myself, lest something pop up under the blanket
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Originally Posted by white_n_slow
i don't think they do that there
:edit: there were some moments when she was working on my tatties and love-handles and shit where I had to control myself, lest something pop up under the blanketh:
:edit: there were some moments when she was working on my tatties and love-handles and shit where I had to control myself, lest something pop up under the blanket
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A massage done by a qualified professional is someting everyone should experience at some point in their life. Best $100 or so an hour you will spend in your life.