:chuckles: Only Deek

 

i can do that :rick:
















j/k

 

but when I suplex girls, i get in trouble for it.

 

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hahahaha

 

fixed

 

i usually end my matches with a suplex then a people's elbow the uterus.

 

no no no Jae.....

 

hahah so wrong, so wrong

too bad that not only did the video not work, but neither did your smiley. work computers suck balls.... and my coworkers suck to.. bunch of assholes

 

well, I was a wrestler, man h:

damn, you almost had a proposal

that was actually my move when I wrestled in high school. If I was able to get behind someone, they were going to get german suplexed. I got really good at it and that's pretty much what ended a lot of my matches.

I remember one time, I was a sophomore in high school, about 5'7, 192lbs and wrestling at 215lbs(basically smaller than everyone else I wrestled, since they were usually 6'1+ :nervous: ). We were doing an exhibition match against another school that we wrestled in the preseason. Before, their 215lber was a freshman whom I wrestled and pinned in 30 seconds (I messed up his neck and made him whine like a pig :happysad: )

So, they come back to our school this time and I'm looking for the freshman. To my surprise, he's nowhere to be found and it turns out that they bumped up their 189lber who was this 6'3 samoan dude (the freshmen quit a week after our last match). This guy was a big dude and when we were weighing in, he barely made weight at 215lbs. Of course, what pissed me off, was when I was weighing in... and the dude smirks as he findsout that I'm the varsity 215lber.

So the team gets the peptalk from the coach, who fills us in on each of their wrestlers.. turns out this mofo is some sort of tournament champion. I want to say it's a Congenial Champion or something like that?? Basically, this guy was at a tournament a few weeks before, in his division, and lost his first match, but won everything else.

So now, I can see why he's a bit cocky. Pretty much everyone on my team and even the coach thought I was going to get worked. They were speaking to me like "just do your best to always get to your stomach" and crap like that.

The main thing I had going for me during that time was that my school was in a the bigger division (harder) and I was maxing 300lbs at that time. I was pretty damn strong back then.

So my team is just killing their team, we pretty much only gave up one match so far and I'm the second to last person on the team. I slap on my headgear and move out to the center of the circle. I see the samoan guy talking to his coach, smirks, then makes his way to the center. We shake hands and I'm pretty damn nervous since I wasn't able to size this guy up and find out anything about his style. (back then, as soon as the whistle was blown, I seemed to get a jolt of adrenaline, which rocked :irock: )

The whistle blows!

This guy immediately grabs for wrist control and I surprisingly break it and regain wrist control (having firm grip on his wrists to control movement). Within a few seconds of the match starting, this guy is trying to muscle me, but he couldn't break my grip on his wrists and it was pissing him off. What's that?? I'm stronger than he is??? holy hell, it's on like donkey kong!!! :eek3:
We're dancing around the mat, off to the side and he's trying to break my grip and as he tries to move his arms upward (using his height), I help him out by tossing his arms up and moving behind him. He's confused about what I'm doing and before he realizes, I have my arms locked around his waist and he's flying in the air. I slam him into the mat as hard as I could and let my lock break, so I don't get called on it. As soon as we hit the mat, he is now alert and the two of us scramble to get to our feet. The entire time, I'm basically right on him and he's doing what he can to stand. We finally both get to our feet and I'm perpendicular to him.. so he tries to swing himself so that he's facing me and I move with him and move behind.. OH YEA, IT'S GERMAN SUPLEX TIME!!! and once again, he gets slammed into the mat. This time, he's not so quick to get back up and I easily make my way to lock him up. He tries to get up from lying down and I power him over to his back.. we're now at the very edge of the circle and he's desperately trying to move out of bounds so that the ref will blow the whistle and restart us. I now have complete control of both of his arms (imagine that I'm perpendicular to your shoulders while both on our knees and I have my arms holding the arm furthest away from me) and I pull him back into the circle about a foot. Then finish the move, which basically lets me twist his arms so that he has to roll over onto his back. I then have my body weight on his chest and one arm is locking up his head and the other is locking up his other arm.

At this moment, my entire team is going nuts and my coach is one the edge of the mat, about 3ft from me.. screaming his head off for me to pin this dude. The excitement got to me and I released the lock on his arm and toss up a thumbs up to my coach and he begins to yell at me "Hodge, quit showing off, damnit!!!" So I return my lock on the guys arm and within a half second, the ref blows the whistle and smacks the mat. PINNED!

Now I'm ecstatic at that point, because I won my match and most of my team had a look of shock that I beat this guy. Everyone was congratulating me and I didn't think it was that crazy that I beat him. Finally, one of my friends comes up to me and points over to the scorers... there I see the clock with the time stopped at 00:28 :shocked:

I just pinned one of their best wrestlers in 28 seconds, all because of my good friend, the german suplex. :joshers:

So yea, if I find a girl with them skills, then she rocks in my book