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Old May 25, 2005 | 09:14 AM
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let me go digging into my email box archives...

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Old May 25, 2005 | 09:18 AM
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Now LT got me diggin....


Hi Friend,

Welcome to the...

How To Be A Lady Killer
Mini Course - Day #2


Today you are receiving an extract from the chapter of How To Be A Lady Killer titled "The Most Important Difference when Speaking to Women".

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"The Most Important Difference when Speaking to Women"

When a man talks to a woman, whether it be his wife of ten years or someone he has just met for the first time and is trying to impress, he will usually want to help the woman in some way, be of service to her or provide something of use. This is due to our genetic programming - men are supposed to be the providers and women the receivers. Don't worry guys, you will not be expected to run outside, wrestle a wild animal to the ground and bring it in for roasting to impress your mate. You will be relieved to know that this is not the kind of provision I am referring to.

What can you do then, if your instincts still tell you that you must be providing for the woman? You will solve all her problems, that's what. She will happily pour out her problems (because that is what we women are very good at, if you haven't already noticed), as long as you will listen. Crucially though, while you are listening you are thinking about how you can resolve the problem the poor little woman is encountering.

Stop! Stop! Stop!

Many men will fail with women because they always try to solve her problems instead of providing the understanding and support a woman needs, getting caught in the vicious circle of endless frustration.

Unless action is taken, men will always suffer from the same problems in successfully dealing with this type of issue. It is a never-ending vicious circle.

The Vicious Circle works as follows:-

Problem: Woman off-loads her problems onto a man. She is not looking for solutions, but is just letting off some steam, as she would do with one of her girlfriends. Thinking aloud, if you like. We frequently talk about our problems to anyone who will listen, whereas men rarely do.

Listen: Man will obviously be listening to all this, but it is how he listens that is crucial. Most men listen in the wrong way, with a view to providing a valuable service in helping to find a solution. This is what is on his mind. You are not dealing with a crossword that needs figuring out here, guys. This is flesh and blood with emotions and needs that you must understand and treat accordingly.

Consider: This is the stage where men most frequently fall down. They are considering what to do about her problem. They are working out a solution in their heads before she has even finished talking. They feel it is their duty to find the solution. They think it is expected of them. It is not.

Solution: Further down the slippery slope. "So, your problem is A, well I would do B, C and D", he proudly announces. He sits back in self-satisfaction and truly believes that he has done her a big favor.

Expectation: He is now convinced that she will be suitably impressed with his terrific problem-solving skills. He will expect her to be enthusiastic in her gratitude. Neither his nor her expectations are met.

Frustration: He is frustrated at a lack of gratitude and appreciation for the fact that he has resolved a major dilemma in her life. She is frustrated that her major problem, the one that she opened up her heart on, has been dismissed as nothing more than a minor hiccup with a simple solution.

A simple but highly effective technique to break this vicious circle is explored in full in How To Be A Lady Killer.

Killer Tip: Friend, never try to solve a woman's problems. Just listen.



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Old May 25, 2005 | 12:12 PM
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^ lmao..I actually read that!
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Old May 25, 2005 | 12:37 PM
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Old May 25, 2005 | 01:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Jae Jae Binks
LIES
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I guess nobody reads the registration agreement.
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