Funny Movei Quotes, post them!
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From: Mexico, by Jaymar
Funny Movei Quotes, post them!
I'll start this off, then you someone answer and post another funny one. Come on people, I'm bored out of my mind 
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"If I had a d*ck, this is where I would tell you to suck it. "
h:"If I had a d*ck, this is where I would tell you to suck it. "
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From: glass case of emotion
Originally Posted by Derek
I'll start this off, then you someone answer and post another funny one. Come on people, I'm bored out of my mind h:
"If I had a d*ck, this is where I would tell you to suck it. "
h:"If I had a d*ck, this is where I would tell you to suck it. "
"My d!ck looks like a corn dog and I've got cake all over my balls."
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From: Mexico, by Jaymar
Originally Posted by e3NiNe
Lake Placid? :dunno:
"My d!ck looks like a corn dog and I've got cake all over my balls."
"My d!ck looks like a corn dog and I've got cake all over my balls."
"What's the matter with that space over there?"
"It's too tight."
"Too tight? You could land a jumbo-fu**ing-jet in there!"
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From: Your Mom's House
2 from blazing saddles that always make me chuckle:
Originally Posted by black sheriff @ kkk guys
where da white women at?!?!
Originally Posted by re: toll booth in the middle of the open prairie
AAWWW SHIT! Somebody's gonna have to go back and get a SHITload of dimes!
wooo nascar!
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From: baltimore
'I killed your cat! I thought that it would bring closure to our relationship!'
Rocco: Me! I'm the guy! I know everyone! I know their habits, who they hang out with! I got phone numbers, addresses! I know who they're flippin, I know where they live! We could kill EVERYONE.
Murphy: What do you think about it?
Connor: ..I'm strangely comfortable with it.
Rocco: Me! I'm the guy! I know everyone! I know their habits, who they hang out with! I got phone numbers, addresses! I know who they're flippin, I know where they live! We could kill EVERYONE.
Murphy: What do you think about it?
Connor: ..I'm strangely comfortable with it.
