Government to stop using the Eagle as nations symbol
05-02-2005, 03:06 PM
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un-Touch'd krew
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Government to stop using the Eagle as nations symbol
This article just came across the wire
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
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"I'll keep my money, guns and freedom. You can keep the "Change."
"I'll keep my money, guns and freedom. You can keep the "Change."
