eating cheese pretzels.... i bit down on one and all of a sudden a sharp pain went through the side of my jaw, now whenever i talk or eat it hurts. also, when i bite down it feels like my bottom teeth don't properly line up with my top... what do i do :happysad:

 

you prolly just pulled a muscle you will be fine

 

these pretzels are making me thirsty.

 

post pics!

 

fuggin Seinfeld :rofl::rofl:

 

Bang your jaw against the nearest wall until it pops back into place.

 

Dammit and it still hurts today

I have to eat ramen noodles because I cant chew anything h:
and im too scared to go to the doctor because i read if you have a dislocated jaw you have to have a wire head for like 8 weeks

 

A wire head? :rofl::rofl:

No, you have your jaw wired shut. But it's better to have that done than have it permanently fucked up.

 

the right side of my jaw pops out all the time, i can do it intentionally too, it makes this cool popping sound. after a while it hurts though.

 

glass jaw