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Apr 21, 2005 | 09:04 AM

Cosmo M3

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Riddle Me this

A friend asked me this question:

If a chick and a half layed an egg and a half every day and a half, how long would it take a one legged bull frog to kick the seads off a dill pickle?

:dunno:

Apr 21, 2005 | 09:09 AM

k3ifers

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From: Buffalo, NY

what?

Apr 21, 2005 | 09:11 AM

Grifter

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you should translate the first part into english
or do you mean 1.5 chicks

Apr 21, 2005 | 09:11 AM

Tark

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thats not a riddle its just gibberish...

Apr 21, 2005 | 09:54 AM

Tankard

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Basically the same as someone asking, "If 2 and a half elepahants shit 50 and half pounds every one and a half days, how long would it take a 3 legged cat to bury a tird on a frozen lake?"

Apr 21, 2005 | 10:05 AM

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Purple because Eskimo farts and yellow only smell in spring.

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Apr 21, 2005 | 10:06 AM

Epoch

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I think your friend has brain worms or something

Apr 21, 2005 | 10:06 AM

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From: Mexico, by Jaymar

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Originally Posted by Nightshade

Purple because Eskimo farts and yellow only smell in spring.

I read that eskimos eat a lot of blubber, does that mean they always take fat shits? :exnbp:

Apr 21, 2005 | 12:12 PM

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Why did the chicken jump over the barn to get a cookie?

Apr 21, 2005 | 12:18 PM

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From: Sacramelto, home after 10 years in Texas

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cosmo M3

A friend asked me this question:

If a chick and a half layed an egg and a half every day and a half, how long would it take a one legged bull frog to kick the seads off a dill pickle?

:dunno:

pickle seeds are in them, not on them

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