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Old Apr 21, 2005 | 09:07 AM
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That movie was classic. Quotes to come :rick:
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Old Apr 21, 2005 | 09:09 AM
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:dunno:

'the busta kept me out of handcuffs...the busta didn't just run back to the fort'
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Old Apr 21, 2005 | 09:09 AM
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"I am a cheeeeeetah! Grrrrrrrrr!"

"Would you like to touch my penis?"
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Old Apr 21, 2005 | 09:40 AM
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"Someone in there called me a fag!" :wtc:
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Old Apr 21, 2005 | 09:45 AM
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Originally Posted by JGordon
Is this movie actually worth quoting? :dunno:

Now if you said Super Troopers, Napoleon Dynamite, Half-Baked, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, or any number of other decent comedies, then I could understand it. But Can't Hardly Wait was jut like high-school propoganda.
Billy Madison: Ta-Ta-Ta-Ta-Ta--today junior...!!
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Old Apr 21, 2005 | 09:47 AM
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Originally Posted by dom93hatch
"I am a sex machine!"

Exchange Student: "Would you like to touch my penis? I am a sex machine! Sex machine."

Drunk Girl: "I'd like to touch your penis! "
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Old Apr 21, 2005 | 09:49 AM
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"I mean peep this... they say 92% of honeys at UCLA sexually active… 92% of women in Los Angelas at UCLA… walkin' around sayin' class or sex? What shall I do? 92% yo... You know what that means don't you… that's means I gotsa 92% chance not embarrassing myself... I role up on that shortie. Like whas up yo... She be like you don't know 20 different ways to make me call you big poppa 'cause I don't yo."

"I gotsa to give them all an equal opportunity to get with Special K."

"That is a fragrance of love scented candle bitch!"

"Look baby… I mean it ain't your fault you like the flava"

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Old Apr 21, 2005 | 09:49 AM
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Kenny Fisher: Yo, I gotta have sex tonight! I mean peep this - They say here ninety-two percent of the honeys at UCLA are sexually active. Ninety-two of the women in Los Angeles at UCLA walking around going, "Class... or sex? What shall I do?" Ninety-two percent, yo! Hey, you know what that means?

Ritchie Koolboy: What?

Kenny Fisher: It means I gots a ninety-two percent chance of embarrassing myself. I roll up on that shorty be like, "What's up yo?" she be like, "You don't know 20 different ways to make me call you Big Poppa" cuz I don't yo.
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Old Apr 21, 2005 | 09:56 AM
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"Our boys a fag y0"

"Who's a fag"?

"Both of ya'll"
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Old Apr 21, 2005 | 10:01 AM
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"What's a dendrophiliac?"

"Someone that has sex with trees."

"Hahahahaha.... wait."
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