I was at a restaurant and witnessed the worst date
04-20-2005, 01:14 PM
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I was at a restaurant and witnessed the worst date
:rofl: It was at around 3am, one of those crappy truck stop diners. I was sitting with my friends eating when a couple sits down in the corner. The guy looked pretty messed and his date looked like a blend of prostitute and trailer trash.
They order two beers and then the girl goes to the washroom.
While she is in the washroom, the busted guy chugs his beer- burps, sighs loudly then smirks and chugs down his date's beer. This all took place in about three minutes.
Suddenly out of nowhere the dude starts moaning and his head slumps down. He groans, shakes a bit and then proceeds to barf all over himself and the table.
At this point i'm trying to hold in my laughter :rofl: but I couldn't resist and just let out a BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. My friends chime in at this point but try to muffle it in.
Dude doesn't hear me and barfs again, this time on the floor. A few seconds later his girl arrives back at the table.
Their conversation:
Her: ??? Why did you drink both beers while I was in the washroom?
Him: I'm a guy
Her: So just because you're a guy and you can drink more...
Him: Yeah
Her: Why did you throw up on yourself
Him: I just burped
Her: I can't believe it you drank both beers
Him: @#!#!
Her: waa waa
Him: Sorry
Her: *looks out the window* Oh look it's Tony, let's go say 'hi'
Him: Okay
Then they both go outside and chill with some other people as if nothing happened. WTF.
:rofl:
Cliffs: dude drinks both beers while girl is in washroom, barfs all over himself then chills with friends like nothing abnormal happened.
edit: he had nasty chunks all over himself when they were sitting together on the patio
They order two beers and then the girl goes to the washroom.
While she is in the washroom, the busted guy chugs his beer- burps, sighs loudly then smirks and chugs down his date's beer. This all took place in about three minutes.
Suddenly out of nowhere the dude starts moaning and his head slumps down. He groans, shakes a bit and then proceeds to barf all over himself and the table.
At this point i'm trying to hold in my laughter :rofl: but I couldn't resist and just let out a BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. My friends chime in at this point but try to muffle it in.
Dude doesn't hear me and barfs again, this time on the floor. A few seconds later his girl arrives back at the table.
Their conversation:
Her: ??? Why did you drink both beers while I was in the washroom?
Him: I'm a guy
Her: So just because you're a guy and you can drink more...
Him: Yeah
Her: Why did you throw up on yourself
Him: I just burped
Her: I can't believe it you drank both beers
Him: @#!#!
Her: waa waa
Him: Sorry
Her: *looks out the window* Oh look it's Tony, let's go say 'hi'
Him: Okay
Then they both go outside and chill with some other people as if nothing happened. WTF.
:rofl:Cliffs: dude drinks both beers while girl is in washroom, barfs all over himself then chills with friends like nothing abnormal happened.
edit: he had nasty chunks all over himself when they were sitting together on the patio
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