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Old Apr 16, 2005 | 05:40 PM
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say you had to take a crap reaaaaaaaaaal bad. but you have no toilet paper in your place at all. going to the store to get more will be a trip of agony as you feel like your going to crap your pants at any moment. what would you do?




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Old Apr 16, 2005 | 05:40 PM
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i'm sure you have tissues.
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Old Apr 16, 2005 | 05:45 PM
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Find the dirtiest hand towel you've got, and promptly burn it afterwards.
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Find a substitute. A 100% cotton-tee is quite soft on the asshole. Disposal is tricky h:
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Be a man, use your hand.
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get naked, shit, shower, re-robe. h:
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i used paper napkins. now my exit hurts from the roughness h:

it was so bad, i felt like i was shitting out my soul.
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Old Apr 16, 2005 | 06:14 PM
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Originally Posted by WiLL
Find a substitute. A 100% cotton-tee is quite soft on the asshole. Disposal is tricky h:
:rofl: omg i cant stop!!
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Old Apr 16, 2005 | 06:25 PM
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Originally Posted by LT6916
i used paper napkins. now my exit hurts from the roughness h:

it was so bad, i felt like i was shitting out my soul.
I've used paper napkins plenty of times. :dunno:
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Old Apr 16, 2005 | 06:26 PM
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Originally Posted by LT6916
i used paper napkins. now my exit hurts from the roughness h:

it was so bad, i felt like i was shitting out my soul.
[topgun] highway to the DANGER ZONE !!! [/topgun]
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