Well im back.....took a little HAN break to get some stuff in my life together....
Let's see where do i begin...

Well last weekend i went to 2 parties and got drunk off my anus..1st party was on friday night and the special punch had 6 bottles of 100 proof vodka and 3 bottles of 80 proof vodka and 2 bottles of 151...I had about 5 cups of that and all the fat chicks lost 100lbs and i was the life of the party....i ended up with 2 numbers and had a good time that nite...Now the 2nd partywas on saturday night and this time the punch had 3 bottles of everclear(200 proof) and i think 4 bottles of bacardi 151...The only problem with this punch to me was since the night before people we complaining how the punch tasted like robitussin we diluted the punch a lil too much...i had about 5 1/4 cups before i was like how i was the night before...a tragedy happend that night..since the punch was so diluted a girl had 6 cups and we had to take her to the hospital..but anyway..i got 1 number that night from this cute chick..

Now i just got a job working at Childrens Hospital Of Philadelphia...Its great..We're replacing alot of the PC's with newer ones and its not bad...i think i do about 4-5 pc's a day since a pc usually takes in between 1 1/2 hour to 2 hours....I just got my first check and upon discovery found out that they dont take taxes out so i'll be able to go and buy my bike from the police auctions they have here. I know its gonna come back and bite me in the arse at the end of the year...but it wont be that much since my contract assignment is only till the end of may.

I ditched the one girl i was talkin to for a while that had the absolute marvelous mouth....she was getting way tooo irritating so i left her alone..

Well aint gonna bore yall too much with all my shennanigans...i'll let the comments begin..

 

I don't think that second paragraph is considered "getting your life together".

 

:hugglez: congrats!

yeah, watch out for the no-tax thing.

 

It showed my medicine works

 

don't worry, at least you have a life

 

ya, dont spend it all. be prepared to pay lots of taxes when it comes time to file taxes

 

So anything new goin on around here

 

Welcome back mang. I need to get some of what you got myself. Did your doctor prescribe it or did you have to see a shrink? And what are you on?

 

I'm trying out for jeopardy

 

DAYAM, going for a bike now, nice.