MLB: Bonds on missing the season: 'Maybe'
Thread Starter
#CustomUserTitle
Joined: Mar 2002
Posts: 63,855
Likes: 1
From: glass case of emotion
MLB: Bonds on missing the season: 'Maybe'
Barry Bonds is the biggest roid head in the universe.
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2018994
When asked if there was something specific he was talking about, Bonds said, "Inner hurt, physical, mentally. Done. I'm mentally drained. I'm tired of my kids crying. Tired."
1. He decides to have spring training ending knee surgery weeks before the start of the exhib games. This allowed him to escape most of the press pressure and fans booing him.
2. Now he might take the season off.
He knows he's going to be the 1st one to piss in a cup. He just knows it. Now, if he doesn't play, he doesn't have to pee. I believe roid testing is only for active players. 1 year should be enough to clear your system. (http://www.steroidtips.com/detection.htm ... "Steroids can remain detectable in a persons system anywhere from 1 week to over a year after use.")
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2018994
When asked if there was something specific he was talking about, Bonds said, "Inner hurt, physical, mentally. Done. I'm mentally drained. I'm tired of my kids crying. Tired."
1. He decides to have spring training ending knee surgery weeks before the start of the exhib games. This allowed him to escape most of the press pressure and fans booing him.
2. Now he might take the season off.
He knows he's going to be the 1st one to piss in a cup. He just knows it. Now, if he doesn't play, he doesn't have to pee. I believe roid testing is only for active players. 1 year should be enough to clear your system. (http://www.steroidtips.com/detection.htm ... "Steroids can remain detectable in a persons system anywhere from 1 week to over a year after use.")
Thread Starter
#CustomUserTitle
Joined: Mar 2002
Posts: 63,855
Likes: 1
From: glass case of emotion
my guesses ...
he had the surgery only to keep him inactive.
he's been peeing in a cup weekly to see if he ever tests clean, but fails every time.
now, he's pulling this to stay inactive to pee clean eventually.
when he returns at a much smaller size, he'll blame it on his knee injury and not being able to train like he used to.
he had the surgery only to keep him inactive.
he's been peeing in a cup weekly to see if he ever tests clean, but fails every time.
now, he's pulling this to stay inactive to pee clean eventually.
when he returns at a much smaller size, he'll blame it on his knee injury and not being able to train like he used to.
Wannabe yuppie
Joined: Dec 2000
Posts: 25,918
Likes: 0
From: Madison, WI
Originally Posted by RB
Yeah, he's got it rough 
Thread Starter
#CustomUserTitle
Joined: Mar 2002
Posts: 63,855
Likes: 1
From: glass case of emotion
Originally Posted by MrFatbooty
At this point I'm sure he's just doing it for his reputation rather than anything else.
I wonder what MLB would do to his HR record ... reverse it back to the other roid head McGuire?
Senior Member
Joined: Mar 2002
Posts: 16,353
Likes: 0
From: Ossining, New York
It would also be a great excuse for him to magically shrink in size now that he won't be using roids. He can just say he stopped his training and that's why he likes like scrawny BB of the Pirates when he returns next season.
Wannabe yuppie
Joined: Dec 2000
Posts: 25,918
Likes: 0
From: Madison, WI
Originally Posted by BonzoAPD
It would also be a great excuse for him to magically shrink in size now that he won't be using roids. He can just say he stopped his training and that's why he likes like scrawny BB of the Pirates when he returns next season.
Originally Posted by e3NiNe
my guesses ...
he had the surgery only to keep him inactive.
he's been peeing in a cup weekly to see if he ever tests clean, but fails every time.
now, he's pulling this to stay inactive to pee clean eventually.
when he returns at a much smaller size, he'll blame it on his knee injury and not being able to train like he used to.
he had the surgery only to keep him inactive.
he's been peeing in a cup weekly to see if he ever tests clean, but fails every time.
now, he's pulling this to stay inactive to pee clean eventually.
when he returns at a much smaller size, he'll blame it on his knee injury and not being able to train like he used to.
Senior Member
Joined: Mar 2002
Posts: 16,353
Likes: 0
From: Ossining, New York
Originally Posted by MrFatbooty
Wow did you come up with that all by yourself?
I unlink some of you on here **cough cough** MFB **cough cough** actually have a job and start posts but then may have to do something else before I finish posting. Hence was the case here.
