this is something every girl wants to have to finish their night tomorrow :chuckles:

i'll be wearing this shirt, along with some green mardi gras beads that have clovers on them that i got from a bar in Philly last weekend.

oh yes, the only rainbow they'll be seeing will be caused by intense orgasms.

 

Someones pushing their arms to make the biceps look bigger.... :rick:




I tried that... never got me any chicks h:

 

Dude i got some green beads with clovers on them from this years mardi gras.....i wonder if i can get poon.... I know what i'll be doin tomorrow at around 2am....time to take the car to after bar closin hoppin :chuckles:

 

i spy crown royal.

 

slightly on the right bicep because of the way it rests on my knuckles.

 

you are scary looking....:ts:

 

or the roofies in the prescription bottle on the table. h:

 

i'm the kindest, gentlest person you would ever meet...oh yea and passive-aggressive

:rofl:

:rick:

nah...that's just sedatives i break up and put in my roommates' drinks when they start annoying me.

 

your regular drinks mr quagmire? h:

 

My not expert at all advice is as follows:

• unbutton the collar, wear a white crew neck undershirt below the polo so you don't have the guido "hey look at my chest" look goin on
• mess up your hair some--don't look like all combed over and shit
• ditch the goatee (is that a goatee?); you can however have a day or two's worth of stubble as long as it's uniform...but if that's what you've got right now then no
• take some kind of substance which makes you less scary lookin, unless like you're on a buncha medicine which it would interact poorly with. then you'll just have to tap into your inner jollyness.
• get a short asian kid to hang out with you such that you will look tall. this is why i like having xsentrixsupra around, plus he buys drinks for lots of people. :db:
• make sure you have shoes that girls like. girls equate shoe shopping ability with sex. this is true
• if all else fails, rub yourself down with cocoa powder so any female unlucky enough to walk near you will be helpless to resist the increased dopamine levels in her brain caused by your chocolatey goodness.