great listener = cuddle bitch

 

Don't listen too much, either stop or start talking about yourself

 

thats the thing, i tried to start talking about myself, then she starts to bring up past relationships and im like, i dont care much about that. In a generalistic view, i was being somewhat of an ass to her, which made her somewhat more intereasted in me. meh. It was pretty funny though, this was EXACTLY the type of chic i would never picture myself with, and her i am talking to her about the stupidest shit ever.

 

that or an asshole she didn't catch yet because she was too busy talking and if she asks u "what did i say" don't respond back with what she said respond back with "i'm sorry i wasn't listening" perfect asshole move h:

 

true story.

Funny thing though, i had lots of beer before talking to her, and i tried to understand the name that she was telling me that her name was, and i totally got it wrong so many times, and she corrected it for me many times, and she was joking around while doing it. One of my friends did it to her, and she told him to sit somewhere else. i thought it was funny.

 

Keep it cool, don't think about shit too much or else you'll crack.

You're not looking for the love of your life here, you just want to have a good time. Keep it steady with the asshole approach, she's used to nice guys sucking up to her.

 

With a self absorbed bitch, I'd wait longer. You don't want to think that you're immensly interested by her stories about herself.

Any other situation: :thumbup:

 

I still think it's too long. Who cares if he crash and burns by calling too early, she's a bitch regardless. To me, anything after the following weekend is fine. Just don't call her Friday and Saturday.

 

yea i relized that about her. When she came to the bar/club, i was acting somewhat slutish around her. Then i relized that she gets that way too much. So then i ended up acting like an asshole the rest of the night.

i know this shit won't go far, shes in a much different stage in her life, and i really have no ****ing clue how i got her number. So, im going to take that advice and just look at it just as it is, another number.

 

There you go. You have nothing to worry about.