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go go go rico go go go

 

i just got back to school and i'm wearing those pants with buttons down the side, like to play ball in. and when i get in my car, one side comes undone. well i just pulled up to my apartment and forgot that they came undone. got out of the car and they drop to my ankles. i have shorts on underneath so it wasn't too bad. but this hot girl was running by at the same time. i was like whoooooops.


by the way. who says you can't get an older lady? next time sing about her!

 

sing these lyrics:

"oooo baby i wanna sex you up. yes you, the woman who is listening to my words. oooo i wanna sex you up."

 

Next time you're in the shower you should sing "Mrs. Robinson" by Simon & Garfunkel

 

you should bring your stereo into the bathroom with you and give her a little karaoke lionel richie

"hello... is it meeeeeee youre looking for?" :grinpimp:

 

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

it prolly cracks her up... :imagines her having a bad day and hearing a pathetic moron singing usher in the shower:
you can doo eet

 

I think he means he sounds like Usher when in the shower, but terrible outisde it. Also, what makes him a pathetic moron for singing in the shower? Honestly. Since she told him she would hear him, she probably thinks it's cute.

 

:chuckles: