Ahahahahaha little sister ownage bigtime!
01-15-2005, 06:00 AM
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Ahahahahaha little sister ownage bigtime!
I'm getting on a plane back to school a bit later this afternoon. But in honor of my last day here's one last bit of fun family hijinks.
I woke up and as per the usual when waking up, I had to take a leak. I went to the bathroom and found, as is also rather typical, a nice unflushed toilet courtesy of my sister (she's almost 14). I flushed it down, did my business and left.
A bit later, my sister came over to my room, and all typical wannabe assertive female like, told me that I need to learn to put the seat down. I said to her, "I'll put the seat down when you learn to flush."
"Huh? I flush," she replied innocently. But no, that most certainly was not the case and I made sure to let her know why not.
"When I woke up I went in there and there was a toilet full of all kinds of wonderful goodies that hadn't been flushed. It wasn't Brian because he isn't here. So unless our cat has spontaneously learned how to use a toilet like in Meet The Parents, you didn't flush."
After that, I was met with no further argument.
I woke up and as per the usual when waking up, I had to take a leak. I went to the bathroom and found, as is also rather typical, a nice unflushed toilet courtesy of my sister (she's almost 14). I flushed it down, did my business and left.
A bit later, my sister came over to my room, and all typical wannabe assertive female like, told me that I need to learn to put the seat down. I said to her, "I'll put the seat down when you learn to flush."
"Huh? I flush," she replied innocently. But no, that most certainly was not the case and I made sure to let her know why not.
"When I woke up I went in there and there was a toilet full of all kinds of wonderful goodies that hadn't been flushed. It wasn't Brian because he isn't here. So unless our cat has spontaneously learned how to use a toilet like in Meet The Parents, you didn't flush."
After that, I was met with no further argument.
01-15-2005, 08:44 AM
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I go duffy on dem bitches
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Originally Posted by Dweezel
what part of almost 14 did you guys not understand? I am doing this for Mike cause I assume he is on an airplane right now