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Old Jan 11, 2005 | 09:48 AM
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fat she went to a restaurant and they gave her a menu and she said,"Ok."
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Old Jan 11, 2005 | 09:49 AM
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fat she fell in love and broke it
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Old Jan 11, 2005 | 09:49 AM
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so dumb she saw a wanted sign in the post office and applied for the job.
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Old Jan 11, 2005 | 09:51 AM
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Dave has two dads, so this thread doesn't apply to him
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Old Jan 11, 2005 | 09:52 AM
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so ugly she has to put a steak around her neck so the dogs will play with her.
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Old Jan 11, 2005 | 09:52 AM
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dumb that she stoped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
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Old Jan 11, 2005 | 09:53 AM
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...dirty that Kraft ages cheese in her twat
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Old Jan 11, 2005 | 09:53 AM
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your mama so stupid she thought Boys 2 men was a daycare center [/oldschoolmamajokes]
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Old Jan 11, 2005 | 09:54 AM
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Originally Posted by click sidious
...dirty that Kraft ages cheese in her twat
that made me :chuckles:
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Old Jan 11, 2005 | 09:54 AM
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dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
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