How to meet girls tip#34
01-06-2005, 11:02 PM
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01-06-2005, 11:04 PM
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:eh:
Based on looks, I can tell he does need to depend on Kermit
- First, you will need a hand puppet. You can buy them at your major toy stores such as Toys R Us.
- Bring your hand puppet with you to a nightclub where there are lots of single ladies.
- When you see a girl that you're attracted to, approach her and tap her on the shoulder lightly with your puppet and when she turns around raise your hand puppet towards her face and say something like this with your puppet, "Hi beautiful, would you like to dance with me?" Move your puppet up and down with your hand as you are saying your script just as if the puppet was really talking. And be sure to talk in a real silly voice.
- What happens next? She's going to die laughing and think that you are so funny. Plus, you will make a very favorable impression on her because women love a guy with a sense of humor. And, of course, she will most likely dance with you.
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01-06-2005, 11:07 PM
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un-Touch'd krew
Originally Posted by Max Windu
:eh:
Based on looks, I can tell he does need to depend on Kermit
Based on looks, I can tell he does need to depend on Kermit
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01-06-2005, 11:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Nightshade
I dunno about you but if I were a woman I would rather date the hand puppet than himh:
h:
Originally Posted by WiLL
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Fuking loser.
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