Grifter

cause I'm about to ruin
the image and the style that ya used to.
I look funny
but yo I'm makin' money see
so yo world I hope you're ready for me.
Now gather round
I'm the new fool in town
and my sound's laid down by the Underground.
I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
so just let me introduce myself
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.
Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee.
And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee.
I'm steppin' tall, y'all,
and just like Humpty Dumpty
you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me.
I like to rhyme,
I like my beats funky,
I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
but sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat.
Look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy.
Allow me to amaze thee.
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.
I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
and I even got my own dance

v8guy

I hope you cut and pasted that. I can't imagine how painful it would have been to type it, or even worse, have to listen to it again.

strychnine

when they played that on the radio they used to bleep out burger king, just thought i'd share.

TheOtherDave™

:chuckles: After all these years, that bass track still comes back to me after the first verse. h:

Damn, I'm gettin old. h:

dE.fUsEd

you sir, are an idiot.

kthnxbye. :wavey:

Nightshade

One of my all time favorite tracks from DU possibly one of the greatest ever.

TheOtherDave™

:werd: Other contenders for the title (IMO) :
No Nose Job
Flowin' on the D-Line
Doowutchyalike
and others..

Arguin' on the Funk, while a rare find, was damn funny back then.

Nightshade

Underwater Rhymes to add to your list

dE.fUsEd

do whatchya like....

"daddy can i go outside?"

go where ya like, kid.

Grifter

same song is another great one
the 2nd song i ever liked
first was roxette - mustve been love