theres alot to choose from, but mine would have to be from bigger, longer and uncut.. when mr. garrison asks the class what 5 x 2 is and one kid says 12. mr. garrison comes back with, 'ok, now lets hear from someone who isnt a complete retard.'
hah.. whats yours?

 

"Then everyone lived happily ever after......and a week later Kyle died of aids."

"YAAAYYY Blood orgy!"

 

THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING I EVER SAW ON THAT SHOW :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

Respect Ma Athorita!!!!

 

"Red Rocket! Red Rocket!

Stan: "I had no idea dogs made milk, do it again."
Cartman: "Dumbass, you can only milk a dog once every few hours, it doesn't work if you beat off a dog again right away."

Sharon: "Stanley, what the hell are you doing!!?"
Stan: "I'm beating off the dog."

 

"i don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die" - Mr. Garrison

 

"wanna get high?"

 

Hahahh when i think of that, i always see in my head that big fat bear banging the deer from the back. HAHAHHA. That shit was so funny!

 

- "Back to the pile"
- "woo-hoo"