So Sunday night we were drinking in Havertown, PA during the snowstorm. Me, Joe, and Phil head back to Joe's place to sleep. Monday morning rolls around and we all go work out - good times. I was unleashing my anger on a punching bag near the end of my workout.

Anyway, so i'm at this girls place with Phil. She's kinda cute, but her breath is really kicking. So i was talking to her while looking around the room - trying to avoid getting any wiff of her hot, stanky breath. Plus she's annoying as hell. so me, phil, and now gerry leave her house to get Gerry's g/f and her friend and head to Champp's Sports Bar & Grill. On the way I managed to finally drift my Jeep in a turn

Get there, the Eagles are tied 7-7 against the Rams. Me & Joe are pounding down the beers and I turn to Phil and say "Every beer makes Miranda (gerry's g/f's friend) look hotter and hotter!"

As the Ealges (3rd string) is losing to the Rams, so was my game with Miranda. Oh well...f- that hoe.

That is all.