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Old Dec 23, 2004 | 08:38 AM
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:eek3: I just sneezed and the power from the sneeze forced out a fart!

It hurt!

I hope noone heard the fart and only heard the sneeze :uhhok:
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Old Dec 23, 2004 | 08:42 AM
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nor inhaled the methane of the fart, but the germs of the sneeze
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Old Dec 23, 2004 | 08:45 AM
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I guess you could call that a Snart! :dunno:

You snarted....
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Old Dec 23, 2004 | 08:47 AM
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sneezefarthickups are the worst.
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Old Dec 23, 2004 | 08:49 AM
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Originally Posted by RB
sneezefarthickups are the worst.
That just sounds painful.
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Old Dec 23, 2004 | 08:58 AM
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sneezediaherreaexplosions are the worst!
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Old Dec 23, 2004 | 09:09 AM
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sneezing while taking a piss hurts.
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Old Dec 23, 2004 | 11:14 AM
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sneezing while burping hurts.
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Old Dec 23, 2004 | 11:14 AM
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Originally Posted by wedley2
sneezing while taking a piss hurts.
you cant help but piss all over the toilet seat when you do that because of the sheer force of the sneeze
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Old Dec 23, 2004 | 11:56 AM
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I never snarted... but i usually feel very satisfied after sneezing and after farting! so i can only guess that you ffelt very satisfied!
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