dom93hatch

Normally I go around 11pm, but I went tonight at 8:30 because I have to get up early tomorrow. I should start going at this time. MAD hotties up in this bitch. Anyway, I was on my last set of leg presses, and I couldn't put up my last rep so as hard as I tried, I squeaked out a long fart, like 3 seconds long. I think the hotties heard my awesomeness. So I just let the weight go, took off the plates and left the machine. I probably left a fart trail too as I walked to the stairs...haha.

LocaL raCer

sweet.

AP2

:rofl:

Hey man whenever that happens to me I get rid of the fart trail by walking zig zag between the machines

dom93hatch

:rofl:

Try to confuse the radar eh? I fly low :grinpimp:
It's cool though, I felt really satisfied after airing out that monster.

AP2

Yeah and while doing that I'm looking back to see if anyone caught the vapors. I usually 'power walk' to the fountain. Thank the Lord I'm not one of those people who have constant B.O.

dom93hatch

You should see "He-Man" at my gym. His stank kicks like Chuck Norris.

When I'm alone at the gym and I fart I usually just flap my pants

AP2

yeah, you figured those type of people would take the hint.

When I'm alone at the gym and I fart I usually lift my right leg.

I love the gym, so many colorful personalities. On weekday nights we have these group of meatheads what i call the "Costa Mesa Jihad" cos uuuuuuh yeah.....well anyways they go crazy on maxxing out on every ****ing thing they do and do 2 reps....they have hype men n' everything

dubcac

I call the trail farts, "crop dusting."

:chuckles:

aux

i ahvent been to the gym in forever. holiday stocking is like a ****in workout already. :wtc:

whoaitslen2

:werd: And I fart at that too.