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Old Dec 19, 2004 | 11:55 AM
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So here I am chilling in front of the computer. I had 2 candles right in front of my face keeping my hands warm. They have been lit for a few hours, so a big pool of melted wax has already collected. So for some reason I was squeezing the tops of the candle and they started to flex. So I was like hmmm, maybe I can make a new shape out of them. And I squeezed harder, and next thing I knew one of the candles gave way and broke. Hot wax covered my face...I didnt think too much of it....UNTIL IT STARTED DRYING! I said oh shit...I couldnt open my eyes because I had wax in there and it was drying. I felt my way out of my room into my bathroom thinking OMG h: I turned on the hot water and felt my face for the first time...there was a layer of wax covering my entire face h:

I started scrapping it off with my eyes closed when I realized that I should be more concerned about my eyes. I tried to open them, but I just felt gunks of wax in them. I forced one open by prying my eyelid out and start rubbing it to get the wax out. After that one was done I did my other eye, which had a HUGE piece that dried in it. h: Then after opening both eyes and realizing that I was ok...I looked in the mirror and called myself an idiot. That is all h:


So yea, one of the candles broke, Jess.
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Old Dec 19, 2004 | 12:00 PM
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was it scented? lol
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Old Dec 19, 2004 | 12:05 PM
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Originally Posted by redgoober4life
was it scented? lol

No. h:
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Old Dec 19, 2004 | 12:08 PM
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wtf the candle exploded onto your face when you squeezed it?
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Old Dec 19, 2004 | 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted by iNteGraz92
wtf the candle exploded onto your face when you squeezed it?
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Basically. I felt like I got jizzed on. :doh:
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Old Dec 19, 2004 | 12:43 PM
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:huh: :eh:


Dude.. WiLLma.. are you okay... :lmao: I'm sorry.. I was laughing throughout that whole thing... and I feel so bad about it.
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Old Dec 19, 2004 | 12:57 PM
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I am ok. I got the last bit of the wax out of my hair and eye lashes h: But I think I ruined my hoodie...unless there is an easy way to get rid of wax from clothing. I learned my lesson
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Old Dec 19, 2004 | 01:01 PM
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so you got a facial ehhhhhhhhh
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Old Dec 19, 2004 | 01:10 PM
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Originally Posted by WiLL
Basically. I felt like I got jizzed on. :doh:

You've been jizzed on? :eh:
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Old Dec 19, 2004 | 01:31 PM
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your candles came on you :eek4:
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