i got paid to sleep

 

you sleep and fart everywhere thats why :deek:

 

i love getting paid to do nonchalant work. one time i had to go home and type up a reserves list. it was fun.

 

you cant pay me enough to stuff envelopes for that long... i will stuff 1 at a time... no more than 3 in a day... and damn that envelope glue hfawk:

 

i looked up the members in the database.
checked their account.
collected the appropriate paperwork for each.
typed out their addresses onto each envelope.
stuff the papers inside.
sealed it with tape.
sent it off.

i did about 20 in 1.5 hours. went to lunch. and created thread h:

 

150 bucks for 1.5 hours isnt bad.... and at least you didnt have to lick the envelopes... might beat the piss out of dealing with people who dont trust my compentency...


you guys hiring over there? h:

 

you wanna move to socal? h:

 

Hook me up! I need a job like that!

 

*disclaimer*
i calculated the pay based upon the hours i was here at work so far and not the workload itself h: so no, i do not get $100/hr. i wish i'd be straight ballin without a budget then h: