is better than Dane Cook h:


I listened to all his material last nite...****in hilarious


"I used to do drugs...I still do them, but I used to do them also"

:lmfao:

 

Eh, I dunno...pretty equal to me.

"It's a donut...there is no need to brink paper and ink.. into this."

 

"When somebody gives you a flyer, it's like they're saying 'Here...you throw this away'"
"I hate turtlenecks, it's like a really weak person trying to strangle you...all day. And if you're wearing a backpack too, it's like a weak midget trying to take you down"
"'Escalator temporarily stairs'"
"I wanted to buy a candleholder, but the store didn't have one...so I got a cake"
:lmfao:

Mitch Hedberg >>>> Dane Cook

 

:lmao: at mitch hedberg

 

"when i grow up, i wanna be a race car passenger"

 

This is the only one that made me go HA outloud.

 

Mitch is coming to Portland on Dec. 8th. Too bad I've got finals or else I'd go see him live.

 

I saw him live with Dave Attel and Lewis Black... Mitch made me laugh until I cried

 

My favorite:
When you're in the woods trippin there's less likely of a chance of running into an authority figure. But we ran into a bear. And that was even more of a buzzkill. My friend was standing there raising his right hand swearing to help prevent forest fires."

:chuckles: