any fans here?

He's hilarious. That is all.

http://www.danecook.com

 

omg my friend introduced me to his cd like a year ago and i seriously had to pull over because i was laughing so hard! i quote him all the time on a daily basis

 

:rofl: i love this man. 2 friends of mine will just start doing his skits. The monopoly one they do so perfect!! and the "**** SHOES!! I'M GOING SHOELESS" :lmfao:

 

Mitch Hedberg is funnier.

 

i was in my kitchen cleaning a dish... i heard it, so i CAME-OUT.

tell him what you told me, tell him what you.. THATS NOT WHAT YOU TOLD ME. HES LYING!

 

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:


looks like we're the only fans around here Brad. :dunno:

PEOPLE! GO TO HIS SITE!! BUY HIS CD/DVD!!

 

"Where do i go?"

"Where do you go? You following the one ****ing road youre on to me!"
..
"Ok ma'am...youre gonna go to the texaco station, take a right, go five and a half miles southeast. Youll see a guy in a yellow poncho. His name is Hank, he'll take you to the whooper layer! THAT'S WHERE YOU GO! And you got 10 minutes to get there, or we take yo food!"

:rofl: :rofl:

 

lol i guess so. i can pretty much recite his whole 'harmful if swallowed' cd/dvd

drive around......... where do i go? you follow the one ****ing road you're on to ME!

edit: LOL double post

 

Chicken Tenders!!!

 

Scrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeesaaaaaaaaaaccccccccch hhhhhhhhh

Im Backing Up!