I've decided that sometime in the next month, I will drive a porsche boxter S. I'm not sure why, but it must be done. I figure the best way to do this is test drive one at the dealership. The only problem is - I'm 16. You might think, "oh , no way", but it must be done. COuld I just walk in there and test drive a boxter? No way! But I have a plan (a scam). I'll arrive at the porsche dealership dress very rick-like, with a fake gold watch and all that jazz. My friend and I (looking all rich) will roll up in a recently washed and waxed Acura Cl Type S. We'll head strait for the most timid slales rep we can find, then I'll start the talking. I'll explain that in 2 weeks is my 50 yr old father's B-day, and he's a car enthusiast. I've decided to get him a sports car, and my mother can't even drive a stick. I brought along my brother (my friend in disguiss) because I can't just make the desicion myself. We'll explain through lots of small talk that has his eye on a honda s2000, but we decided to come here to test out the competition. After talking about all the sports cars he owned in the 80s, we ask about the boxter, especially how it drives. Eventually I'll widdle my way into a test drive, and give him my word that I'll call back about the final deal (haha). How's it sound?

 

look everyone, we have our dumbest thread of the day

 

/yourself

that is all

 

HHAHAHAHAHAHAH
SO TRUE!

 

how fitting.

 

:wtf: does that mean?

I always walk into dealerships wearing jeans so h:

 

for the record I don't have a gold watch either :chuckles:

 

oops, rich like

 

:chuckles:

Oh... I missed you guys :sigh:

 

wow, I'm sure you'll pull one over on them.:rollseyes: there is no such thing as a timid porche salesman, they will see right thru you. I hope you don't get to drive the car.