Help me think of some video games that sucked
11-12-2004, 08:29 PM
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Originally Posted by randomtask77
Bad Dudes on the NES. 
h: That game was horrendous.
h: That game was horrendous.
kickin ass on top of trains and stuff is great, think i'll go find an emulator thing just to play it.
11-12-2004, 08:31 PM
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1) Daikatana
Slow loading times, green-colored levels, spending the whole time shooting nothing but robotic frogs and mosquitoes. And I'm quite surprised that John Romero, the creator of Doom and Quake, was the ome who created this pile of shit.
2) Star Wars Force Commander
The worst Star Wars RTS ever made.
3) O.D.T.
What the **** was Psygnosis thinking when they released this pile of slop. The game's theme was "Escape Or Die Trying", but it should have been renamed to "Die Often From Falling Off Ledges Because Camera Has Mind Of Iis Own And Controls Are Lame".
4) Any game with "Extreme" as part of its name.
I am starting to get sick of companies trying to cash in on fads by releasing mediocre shit disguised as sports games.
5) Basically EVERY SPORTS GAME in general.
If you played one game, you played them all.
6) Tomb Raider.
Same old game, same old engine, same old blocky Lara Croft character, same old gameplay. And people STILL keep buying every "sequel" that Eidos makes. Perhaps it's because you get to stare at Lara's polygon boobs and ass all day long while mindlessly roaming around shooting a few animals scattered across the levels.
7) Any Final Fantasy game made after 1994.
And yes that includes Final Fantasy 7,Tactics,8,9,10,X2, etc. All these games are examples of how you can make tons of cash by overhyping a game, including TONS of FMV, writing a compelling storyline for the game, spending so much time on the graphics that you forget about gameplay and replay value, and spanning the game across five CDs, most of the space used for hours of FMVs.
8) Parappa the Rapper
A game about a rapping dog is no game at all.
9) Spice Girls
Horrible character design, horrible gameplay, horrible EVERYTHING! I'd rather watch Spice World than play this game.
10) Any Oddworld game made after Oddworld 2.
I loved the first two Oddworld games. They were hilarious, interactive, even the death scenes were funny. What the Hell was GT Interactive thinking when they decided to go 3D, because the new Oddworld games just didn't capture the feel of the oldskool games.
11) Every 3D Sonic the Hedgehog game
Where's the speed? The tough bosses? The multiple routes? sonic Adventure is the worst offender because of the shitty dialogue that made the Sonic cartoons worth watching again.
Source: http://www.handcoding.com/archives/000070.shtml
Slow loading times, green-colored levels, spending the whole time shooting nothing but robotic frogs and mosquitoes. And I'm quite surprised that John Romero, the creator of Doom and Quake, was the ome who created this pile of shit.
2) Star Wars Force Commander
The worst Star Wars RTS ever made.
3) O.D.T.
What the **** was Psygnosis thinking when they released this pile of slop. The game's theme was "Escape Or Die Trying", but it should have been renamed to "Die Often From Falling Off Ledges Because Camera Has Mind Of Iis Own And Controls Are Lame".
4) Any game with "Extreme" as part of its name.
I am starting to get sick of companies trying to cash in on fads by releasing mediocre shit disguised as sports games.
5) Basically EVERY SPORTS GAME in general.
If you played one game, you played them all.
6) Tomb Raider.
Same old game, same old engine, same old blocky Lara Croft character, same old gameplay. And people STILL keep buying every "sequel" that Eidos makes. Perhaps it's because you get to stare at Lara's polygon boobs and ass all day long while mindlessly roaming around shooting a few animals scattered across the levels.
7) Any Final Fantasy game made after 1994.
And yes that includes Final Fantasy 7,Tactics,8,9,10,X2, etc. All these games are examples of how you can make tons of cash by overhyping a game, including TONS of FMV, writing a compelling storyline for the game, spending so much time on the graphics that you forget about gameplay and replay value, and spanning the game across five CDs, most of the space used for hours of FMVs.
8) Parappa the Rapper
A game about a rapping dog is no game at all.
9) Spice Girls
Horrible character design, horrible gameplay, horrible EVERYTHING! I'd rather watch Spice World than play this game.
10) Any Oddworld game made after Oddworld 2.
I loved the first two Oddworld games. They were hilarious, interactive, even the death scenes were funny. What the Hell was GT Interactive thinking when they decided to go 3D, because the new Oddworld games just didn't capture the feel of the oldskool games.
11) Every 3D Sonic the Hedgehog game
Where's the speed? The tough bosses? The multiple routes? sonic Adventure is the worst offender because of the shitty dialogue that made the Sonic cartoons worth watching again.
Source: http://www.handcoding.com/archives/000070.shtml
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11-12-2004, 08:43 PM
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11-12-2004, 08:52 PM
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Originally Posted by wedley2
Tomb radier was pretty hard...way too hard for the first level.
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